the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE
(Source: arachnidisa, via jiveammunition)
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Oh my GOD.
Extreme dad jokes.
I have incorrectly been saying ‘burqa’ when I meant ‘niqab’ for maybe my whole life.
Relevant! During my deployment I have seen all four of these types of head gear, but I didn’t realize what the Chador was..I figured it was a modified version of a hijab…very interesting!
A useful reference!
(Source: takealookatyourlife, via arcticanders)